Here is what I believe:
1. I am a teacher.
2. I have run out of luck.
I am a teacher. Without a job.
1. Rob banks - Risky, but I think I've seen enough gangster movies to have a decent run.
2. Work for a bank/steal internally - Again, risky, but if Queen Latifah can do it, damnit, so can I...
3. Take a low-paying, menial aide position and hope that something in the district becomes available sometime in the near future. BORING.
4. .... Something else....?
Why is it that my personal life can be fabulous while my professional life is pushing daisies? What rule in the book of Karma says it has to be one or the other? Why can't it be both? Where's the REAL "easy" button?