Have Pen, Will Travel

Tomorrow, I begin one of my two new careers.... so....

Here's a poem:

Please, mister, let me have

a moment of your precious

time.  I'm here to tell you

how wisely to spend your

dime.  Buy from me this

thingy with buttons, and

I will swear to you, you'll

not be disappointed. So

here is what you need to do...

Let me fill out this paper

with my little, ballpoint

pen, and you will sign

here and here, and sir,

we both shall win!

You will have these

buttony things and I

will cash this check.

Then shall we both

triumph!  For all the world

is right today - buyer and

seller unite!